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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Northern Lights Alert: Auroras Set to Illuminate the Skies Across 18 U.S. States This Weekend - The Daily Galaxy

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Aussie firms Soul Patts and Brickworks' $9 billion merger sends their shares rocketing - CNBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Do you think Harris will win thanks to Taylor Swift and the Swifties?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

No way

share office space ...

No go.

Roundup: All The Xbox Reveals From Summer Game Fest 2025 - Pure Xbox

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Nintendo showcases Wave Race-style mission in Mario Kart World - My Nintendo News

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Origami structures unfold into seamless surfaces for deployable applications - Phys.org

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Practice Report: Takeaways From Start of Second Week of OTAs - Baltimore Ravens

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.